Oh... "Li'l Donnie"... you da man... but too much information for prime time, especially during family hour, (maybe not your family hour), but everybody else's family hour...!
WARNING: Beware of old, fat man, in satin jammies, bearing gifts and promises, promises... so many promises and so little time... about 90 seconds, to be exact...!
Trump's defense team tries to smear a strong, confident Stormy... but only has Trump's lies and crap thrown right back in his face, as they have no proof or evidence to refute any of her testimony...! Nice try "Li'l Donnie"... LOSER...!
Hey...! All of you looking at this cartoon... who are you callin' an "Orange Turd"...? "Li'l Donnie" knows he's an "Orange Turd"... but what are you... other than a connoisseur of quality and very funny political cartoons...?
WARNING: Beware of old, fat man in satin jammies bearing gifts and promises…! Actually... be more aware of old, fat man NOT IN SATIN JAMMIES, 🩲 bearing it all 🩲, not just bearing gifts and promises...!
WARNING: Forget about RFK Jr and his brain eating worm, in the White House, we need to be more afraid of "Li'l Donnie" and his one eyed pant worm, returning to the White House... or anyone's house... especially if they have a daughter that looks like Ivanka...!
Trump's own lawyer referred to "Li'l Donnie" as the "Orange Turd", several times during his trial, trying to score points against Stormy... but only ended up painting a very vivid and accurate picture of the real Donald John Trump, that I'm sure the jury will not soon forget....! NEXT WITNESS, please... as I think "Li'l Donnie" was not too happy with his legal team, again, today...! People are now wondering if there are any brain eating worms that can eat that image, of "Orange Turd" Trump, out of their brains...!
"Li'l Donnie" tries to entice "honeybunch" with offers of gifts and promises to get her out of her "trailer park" life and into his satin jammies... EEEWWW... BARF...! Now that's what you call a real Trump "GAG" order...!
Trump was now in his underwear, sitting on his bed. Of course "Li'l Donnie" had taken off his satin jammies, before Stormy returned from his bathroom, as Trump had wet himself in anticipation of what he hoped was to come (sic)...! He also didn't want Stormy to see the stain on his beautiful, satin jammies and have to explain what had happened to them, as she might think less of him and his manly control of the situation...! Sorry, too much... EEEWWW... BARF... information...!
"Li'l Donnie" bearing gifts and promises for Stormy... while bearing it all... for the history books...! O.K., enough already... EEEWWW... BARF... information...!
🎵 An American pig in white satin, Orange makeup covering his face, Cheats on wife with a porn star, What an American disgrace...! 🎵 Claims he lied to protect her, Which wasn't at all true... But to win an election, By lying about it to all of you...! 🎵 So he really doesn't care About his wife, left at home, It's all about "Li'l Donnie" And "Li'l Donnie", alone...! 🎵 We've had enough of this loser, With Orange makeup on his face, An American pig in white satin, What an American disgrace...! 🎵
So, "Li'l Donnie" claims that right after Melania gave birth to their only child, he tells Stormy not to worry, as he and his wife no longer share a bedroom... but there must have been at least one time before, because she obviously got pregnant, (some how), and that was 18 years ago... and how does that Playboy Bunny fit into all this... and then there's E. Jean Carroll... and all those other women that came forward, that Trump was going to sue... but never did. It seems there's more to this saga than meets the eye... but I guess, with "Li'l Donnie", one lie gets another... then another... and another... and so on and so forth, as this is just the never ending story of an American LOSER, who spent his entire life lying, cheating and conning every sucker he ever met, all to create the "Trump Brand" that will go down in American infamy...!
As Calhoun Tubbs would say: "Wrote a song about it, like to hear it, here it goes." 🎵 Well it's a damn good life And it's really kinda funny Why the Lord made Trump and Trump made his one night "Honey" 🎵 Oh "Honeybunch" won't you be my baby, Please, "Honeybunch", be my own, Got a hank of hair on my bag of bones And not to worry, as Melania's at home...! 🎵 So "Honeybunch" won't you be my baby, "Honeybunch" won't you be my own...? While I still got hair and I'm still alive And if anyone ever asks... I'll just LIE...! 🎵
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Oh... "Li'l Donnie"... you da man... but too much information for prime time, especially during family hour, (maybe not your family hour), but everybody else's family hour...!
ReplyDeleteWARNING: Beware of old, fat man, in satin jammies, bearing gifts and promises, promises... so many promises and so little time... about 90 seconds, to be exact...!
ReplyDelete"Li'l Donnie's" favorite meal, after 90 seconds with Stormy, was Honey Bunches of Oh... Oh... Ohhhhh... Stormy...! That was quick/time to go...!
ReplyDeleteTrump's defense team tries to smear a strong, confident Stormy... but only has Trump's lies and crap thrown right back in his face, as they have no proof or evidence to refute any of her testimony...! Nice try "Li'l Donnie"... LOSER...!
ReplyDeleteHey...! All of you looking at this cartoon... who are you callin' an "Orange Turd"...? "Li'l Donnie" knows he's an "Orange Turd"... but what are you... other than a connoisseur of quality and very funny political cartoons...?
ReplyDeleteWARNING: Beware of old, fat man in satin jammies bearing gifts and promises…! Actually... be more aware of old, fat man NOT IN SATIN JAMMIES, 🩲 bearing it all 🩲, not just bearing gifts and promises...!
ReplyDeleteWARNING: Forget about RFK Jr and his brain eating worm, in the White House, we need to be more afraid of "Li'l Donnie" and his one eyed pant worm, returning to the White House... or anyone's house... especially if they have a daughter that looks like Ivanka...!
ReplyDeleteTrump's own lawyer referred to "Li'l Donnie" as the "Orange Turd", several times during his trial, trying to score points against Stormy... but only ended up painting a very vivid and accurate picture of the real Donald John Trump, that I'm sure the jury will not soon forget....! NEXT WITNESS, please... as I think "Li'l Donnie" was not too happy with his legal team, again, today...! People are now wondering if there are any brain eating worms that can eat that image, of "Orange Turd" Trump, out of their brains...!
ReplyDeleteOf course "Li'l Donnie" didn't use a condom... they don't make then that small...! 👇 [Insert rim shot here...!]
ReplyDelete"Li'l Donnie" tries to entice "honeybunch" with offers of gifts and promises to get her out of her "trailer park" life and into his satin jammies... EEEWWW... BARF...! Now that's what you call a real Trump "GAG" order...!
ReplyDeleteTrump was now in his underwear, sitting on his bed. Of course "Li'l Donnie" had taken off his satin jammies, before Stormy returned from his bathroom, as Trump had wet himself in anticipation of what he hoped was to come (sic)...! He also didn't want Stormy to see the stain on his beautiful, satin jammies and have to explain what had happened to them, as she might think less of him and his manly control of the situation...! Sorry, too much... EEEWWW... BARF... information...!
ReplyDelete"Li'l Donnie" bearing gifts and promises for Stormy... while bearing it all... for the history books...! O.K., enough already... EEEWWW... BARF... information...!
ReplyDelete🎵
ReplyDeleteAn American pig in white satin,
Orange makeup covering his face,
Cheats on wife with a porn star,
What an American disgrace...!
🎵
Claims he lied to protect her,
Which wasn't at all true...
But to win an election,
By lying about it to all of you...!
🎵
So he really doesn't care
About his wife, left at home,
It's all about "Li'l Donnie"
And "Li'l Donnie", alone...!
🎵
We've had enough of this loser,
With Orange makeup on his face,
An American pig in white satin,
What an American disgrace...!
🎵
So, "Li'l Donnie" claims that right after Melania gave birth to their only child, he tells Stormy not to worry, as he and his wife no longer share a bedroom... but there must have been at least one time before, because she obviously got pregnant, (some how), and that was 18 years ago... and how does that Playboy Bunny fit into all this... and then there's E. Jean Carroll... and all those other women that came forward, that Trump was going to sue... but never did. It seems there's more to this saga than meets the eye... but I guess, with "Li'l Donnie", one lie gets another... then another... and another... and so on and so forth, as this is just the never ending story of an American LOSER, who spent his entire life lying, cheating and conning every sucker he ever met, all to create the "Trump Brand" that will go down in American infamy...!
ReplyDeleteAs Calhoun Tubbs would say:
ReplyDelete"Wrote a song about it, like to hear it, here it goes."
🎵
Well it's a damn good life
And it's really kinda funny
Why the Lord made Trump and
Trump made his one night "Honey"
🎵
Oh "Honeybunch" won't you be my baby,
Please, "Honeybunch", be my own,
Got a hank of hair on my bag of bones
And not to worry, as Melania's at home...!
🎵
So "Honeybunch" won't you be my baby,
"Honeybunch" won't you be my own...?
While I still got hair and I'm still alive
And if anyone ever asks... I'll just LIE...!
🎵