🍩🍩🍩 How to buy doughnuts while making small talk with "Li'l J.D.".
"Li'l J.D.": I'm J.D. Vance and I'm running for vice president. Doughnut shop worker: O.K. and please don't film me...! "Li'l J.D.": O.K., no filming. So, how long have you been here...? Doughnut shop worker: Since about 6 a.m., this morning, when we opened. "Li'l J.D.": O.K., good and you...? Another doughnut shop worker: I got here at 6 a.m. too...! "Li'l J.D.": O.K., great... I'm going to need to get some doughnuts. Doughnut shop worker: O.K., what would you like...? "Li'l J.D.": Uhh...?
(NOTE: We are going to leave "Li'l J.D." now as he contemplates the multitude of choices he has and whether or not he can bring himself to make up his mind without changing it after he makes it...!
Like "Li'l Donnie" said... the two greatest inventions in the history of the world were the wall and the doughnut... or was that the wheel...? Oh well, it doesn't really matter...!
"Li'l J.D." has heard that you can put these "doughnuts" on a car, whatever that is, (maybe something in the future), and make more "doughnuts on the ground, by making the "doughnuts" spin very fast... although, he's not really sure how it's done or if the project 2025 plan will even allow for that...!
When it comes to "Li'l J.D.", it really doesn't matter if it's doughnut, donut or D'oh-Nut, as "D'oh Weird" describes him perfectly... and "Li'l Donnie", too, along with all the MAGA weirdos... D'oh...!
Ema Kitsune was born in a small Oregon town and was raised by a loving, caring, kind and gentle mom. Ema has an older sibling still residing in Oregon and also has two children and four grandchildren, who find Ema's views, "My view... from outside the box", not only interesting and informative but occasionally funny and critical at the same time. Ema is currently living in Japan and enjoys the unique perspective of viewing America and American politics from outside the box. Ema hopes you will enjoy these views too. Ema's name, as translated from Japanese, has some interesting parallels to the "My view..." site, as well. Ema, the phonetic sound for the English letter "m", is also the Japanese name of the small wooden plaques worshipers and visitors write their prayers, thoughts and wishes on, then leave hanging at Shinto shrines for the kami (spirits or gods) to receive. Kitsune is the Japanese word for fox. Foxes are a common subject of Japanese folklore and have become closely associated with Inari, a Shinto kami and serve as his messenger. Thus, Ema's view...; small plaques, with messages, delivered by mfox.
🍩🍩🍩 How to buy doughnuts while making small talk with "Li'l J.D.".
ReplyDelete"Li'l J.D.":
I'm J.D. Vance and I'm running for vice president.
Doughnut shop worker:
O.K. and please don't film me...!
"Li'l J.D.":
O.K., no filming. So, how long have you been here...?
Doughnut shop worker:
Since about 6 a.m., this morning, when we opened.
"Li'l J.D.":
O.K., good and you...?
Another doughnut shop worker:
I got here at 6 a.m. too...!
"Li'l J.D.":
O.K., great... I'm going to need to get some doughnuts.
Doughnut shop worker:
O.K., what would you like...?
"Li'l J.D.":
Uhh...?
(NOTE: We are going to leave "Li'l J.D." now as he contemplates the multitude of choices he has and whether or not he can bring himself to make up his mind without changing it after he makes it...!
Like "Li'l Donnie" said... the two greatest inventions in the history of the world were the wall and the doughnut... or was that the wheel...? Oh well, it doesn't really matter...!
ReplyDeleteWhatever "Li'l Donnie" said... wheel or doughnut... Mexico is going to pay for it...!
ReplyDelete"Li'l J.D." has heard that you can put these "doughnuts" on a car, whatever that is, (maybe something in the future), and make more "doughnuts on the ground, by making the "doughnuts" spin very fast... although, he's not really sure how it's done or if the project 2025 plan will even allow for that...!
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to "Li'l J.D.", it really doesn't matter if it's doughnut, donut or D'oh-Nut, as "D'oh Weird" describes him perfectly... and "Li'l Donnie", too, along with all the MAGA weirdos... D'oh...!
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