Saturday, August 24, 2024

My view... 2024-08-24-0001


 

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  1. 🍩🍩🍩 How to buy doughnuts while making small talk with "Li'l J.D.".

    "Li'l J.D.":
    I'm J.D. Vance and I'm running for vice president.
    Doughnut shop worker:
    O.K. and please don't film me...!
    "Li'l J.D.":
    O.K., no filming. So, how long have you been here...?
    Doughnut shop worker:
    Since about 6 a.m., this morning, when we opened.
    "Li'l J.D.":
    O.K., good and you...?
    Another doughnut shop worker:
    I got here at 6 a.m. too...!
    "Li'l J.D.":
    O.K., great... I'm going to need to get some doughnuts.
    Doughnut shop worker:
    O.K., what would you like...?
    "Li'l J.D.":
    Uhh...?

    (NOTE: We are going to leave "Li'l J.D." now as he contemplates the multitude of choices he has and whether or not he can bring himself to make up his mind without changing it after he makes it...!

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  2. Like "Li'l Donnie" said... the two greatest inventions in the history of the world were the wall and the doughnut... or was that the wheel...? Oh well, it doesn't really matter...!

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  3. Whatever "Li'l Donnie" said... wheel or doughnut... Mexico is going to pay for it...!

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  4. "Li'l J.D." has heard that you can put these "doughnuts" on a car, whatever that is, (maybe something in the future), and make more "doughnuts on the ground, by making the "doughnuts" spin very fast... although, he's not really sure how it's done or if the project 2025 plan will even allow for that...!

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  5. When it comes to "Li'l J.D.", it really doesn't matter if it's doughnut, donut or D'oh-Nut, as "D'oh Weird" describes him perfectly... and "Li'l Donnie", too, along with all the MAGA weirdos... D'oh...!

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