"Li'l Donnie", being an old, feeble minded and "incontinent" man, should be more careful when walking on water, as he may end up not just treading on The Constitution but leaking all over it, because everyone knows Trump can't control himself, let alone hold it long enough to get to his golden toilet...!
And, don't forget to order your "Li'l Donnie Jesus" bobblehead doll for the dashboard of your car to show the world you're a true Trump believer...! Remember, God is watching...!
Once you bathe your feet in "Trump Holy Water", you, too, can walk all over The Constitution without fear of any reprisals... and only $9.95, available at Trump.con...!
👊Knock 👊Knock...! What's older than water...? Donald Trump...! Donald Trump who...? No, seriously, Donald Trump...! I don't get it...! Neither does Donald Trump...! Oh... now I get it... he's old...!
Please disregard the "Trump Water" label under the "Trump Holy Water" label, as "Trump Holy Water" is unsafe for drinking, unless you mix it with "Trump Vodka", which should kill just about anything...!
[☠ Note: DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK... and then pray for Trump to save you...! ☠]
Ema Kitsune was born in a small Oregon town and was raised by a loving, caring, kind and gentle mom. Ema has an older sibling still residing in Oregon and also has two children and four grandchildren, who find Ema's views, "My view... from outside the box", not only interesting and informative but occasionally funny and critical at the same time. Ema is currently living in Japan and enjoys the unique perspective of viewing America and American politics from outside the box. Ema hopes you will enjoy these views too. Ema's name, as translated from Japanese, has some interesting parallels to the "My view..." site, as well. Ema, the phonetic sound for the English letter "m", is also the Japanese name of the small wooden plaques worshipers and visitors write their prayers, thoughts and wishes on, then leave hanging at Shinto shrines for the kami (spirits or gods) to receive. Kitsune is the Japanese word for fox. Foxes are a common subject of Japanese folklore and have become closely associated with Inari, a Shinto kami and serve as his messenger. Thus, Ema's view...; small plaques, with messages, delivered by mfox.
"Li'l Donnie", being an old, feeble minded and "incontinent" man, should be more careful when walking on water, as he may end up not just treading on The Constitution but leaking all over it, because everyone knows Trump can't control himself, let alone hold it long enough to get to his golden toilet...!
ReplyDeleteAnd, don't forget to order your "Li'l Donnie Jesus" bobblehead doll for the dashboard of your car to show the world you're a true Trump believer...! Remember, God is watching...!
ReplyDeleteOnce you bathe your feet in "Trump Holy Water", you, too, can walk all over The Constitution without fear of any reprisals... and only $9.95, available at Trump.con...!
ReplyDelete👊Knock 👊Knock...!
ReplyDeleteWhat's older than water...?
Donald Trump...!
Donald Trump who...?
No, seriously, Donald Trump...!
I don't get it...!
Neither does Donald Trump...!
Oh... now I get it... he's old...!
Please disregard the "Trump Water" label under the "Trump Holy Water" label, as "Trump Holy Water" is unsafe for drinking, unless you mix it with "Trump Vodka", which should kill just about anything...!
ReplyDelete[☠ Note: DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK... and then pray for Trump to save you...! ☠]