Please... PLEASE... "Li'l Donnie" urges all of his flowers to purchase his "Trump BuyBull", for only $59.99, to receive the true word of God, as only "Li'l Donnie" understands and can convey to all of his loyal and uneducated supporters who will buy anything that Trump sells them...! Remember, supplies are limited so get yours while they are hot...!
[Note: The "Trump BuyBull" may be tacky, (not just because it really is tacky), but because of the cheap ink and fake gold gilding that causes the pages to stick together... but not to worry, because if you're like "Li'l Donnie", you will never open it anyway.]
Order The "Trump BuyBull" within the next 30 minutes and "Li'l Donnie" with thrown in a bottle of "Trump Holy Water" he actually walked on, while going to his many trials of persecution, for only $9.95...!
[Note: "Trump Holy Water" deliveries may be delayed, as getting the old "Trump Water" labels off to replace with the new "Trump Holy Water" labels, requires a little extra time.]
The "Trump BuyBull" contains all of "Li'l Donnie's" favorite stories, like two Corinthians walked into a bar... and many others... too many for Trump to mention, as all of them are his favorites... just trust him, as you won't be disappointed... maybe cheated, but never... EVER disappointed...!
Hey "Li'l Donnie" can you spell "blasphemy"...? Heck, can you even say "blasphemy", let alone spell it...? God bless your little heart and God blesh the United Shaytes of Amayreesha...!
Ema Kitsune was born in a small Oregon town and was raised by a loving, caring, kind and gentle mom. Ema has an older sibling still residing in Oregon and also has two children and four grandchildren, who find Ema's views, "My view... from outside the box", not only interesting and informative but occasionally funny and critical at the same time. Ema is currently living in Japan and enjoys the unique perspective of viewing America and American politics from outside the box. Ema hopes you will enjoy these views too. Ema's name, as translated from Japanese, has some interesting parallels to the "My view..." site, as well. Ema, the phonetic sound for the English letter "m", is also the Japanese name of the small wooden plaques worshipers and visitors write their prayers, thoughts and wishes on, then leave hanging at Shinto shrines for the kami (spirits or gods) to receive. Kitsune is the Japanese word for fox. Foxes are a common subject of Japanese folklore and have become closely associated with Inari, a Shinto kami and serve as his messenger. Thus, Ema's view...; small plaques, with messages, delivered by mfox.
Please... PLEASE... "Li'l Donnie" urges all of his flowers to purchase his "Trump BuyBull", for only $59.99, to receive the true word of God, as only "Li'l Donnie" understands and can convey to all of his loyal and uneducated supporters who will buy anything that Trump sells them...! Remember, supplies are limited so get yours while they are hot...!
ReplyDelete[Note: The "Trump BuyBull" may be tacky, (not just because it really is tacky), but because of the cheap ink and fake gold gilding that causes the pages to stick together... but not to worry, because if you're like "Li'l Donnie", you will never open it anyway.]
Order The "Trump BuyBull" within the next 30 minutes and "Li'l Donnie" with thrown in a bottle of "Trump Holy Water" he actually walked on, while going to his many trials of persecution, for only $9.95...!
ReplyDelete[Note: "Trump Holy Water" deliveries may be delayed, as getting the old "Trump Water" labels off to replace with the new "Trump Holy Water" labels, requires a little extra time.]
The "Trump BuyBull" contains all of "Li'l Donnie's" favorite stories, like two Corinthians walked into a bar... and many others... too many for Trump to mention, as all of them are his favorites... just trust him, as you won't be disappointed... maybe cheated, but never... EVER disappointed...!
ReplyDeleteHey "Li'l Donnie" can you spell "blasphemy"...? Heck, can you even say "blasphemy", let alone spell it...? God bless your little heart and God blesh the United Shaytes of Amayreesha...!
ReplyDeleteThen Jesus said stop
ReplyDeleteInvoking my name...
Because "Li'l Donnie",
You use it in vain...!
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