Didn't Trump's White House doctor once say that "Li'l Donnie" had the bowel movements of a man twice his age... and was so full of it, that he could hold it for 200 years... or something like that...?
Maybe "Li'l Donnie" should try eating some of those fake ballots Rudy had the Cyber Ninjas looking for, as I hear they were full of Chinese bamboo fiber... and we all know how well Chinese food works...!
Metamucil... it's not diet Coke but it does do the job...! [Note: They should probably pay "Li'l Donnie" for his endorsement, as he has a lot of supporters who could use this...!]
Hey, highly sensitive, top secret, United States Government documents are not just for breakfast, anymore... especially when you have to get rid of them in a hurry...! Melania... your "Li'l Donnie" is going to need some more prunes... and some more underwear, too...!
Metamucil and prunes... the breakfast of "chumpions"...! "Li'l Donnie" says don't leave home without your fill. Actually, it's probably better if Trump stays pretty close to home. Better yet, he might want to stay even closer to his royal throne in his bathroom...!
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Didn't Trump's White House doctor once say that "Li'l Donnie" had the bowel movements of a man twice his age... and was so full of it, that he could hold it for 200 years... or something like that...?
ReplyDeleteMaybe "Li'l Donnie" should try eating some of those fake ballots Rudy had the Cyber Ninjas looking for, as I hear they were full of Chinese bamboo fiber... and we all know how well Chinese food works...!
ReplyDelete"Li'l Donnie"... the hardest working crime boss in show business...!
ReplyDeleteWhoa...!
! feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
So good, so good... now that I got poo...!
[Note: Not exactly James Brown's lyrics, but you get the idea.]
Metamucil... it's not diet Coke but it does do the job...! [Note: They should probably pay "Li'l Donnie" for his endorsement, as he has a lot of supporters who could use this...!]
ReplyDeleteWait a minute... isn't Trump's White House doctor now an election denier politician...?
ReplyDeleteYep, the kind of doctor that will lie your my face, when you're dying right in front of him...! But then again, Trump only hires the best...!
ReplyDeleteCome on... give Trump a break...! Do you know how hard it is to pass "covfefe" when you're all backed up...?
ReplyDeleteThis ain't no "Neutron Dance" he's trying to do here... but he's about to lose control...
ReplyDelete“Li’l Donnie” is so excited
And he just can’t hide it
He’s about to lose control
And he thinks he likes it…!
[Note: Not exactly The Pointer Sisters' lyrics, either... but their songs are really great...!]
Hey, highly sensitive, top secret, United States Government documents are not just for breakfast, anymore... especially when you have to get rid of them in a hurry...! Melania... your "Li'l Donnie" is going to need some more prunes... and some more underwear, too...!
ReplyDeleteAnother classic about Old Grey Eyes, "Li'l Donnie"...?
ReplyDeleteAmerica lives 'neath your smell
Do do that "doo-doo", that you do so well
'Cause you do something to us
Nobody else could do... phew...!
[Note: Not exactly Frank Sinatra's lyrics... but I couldn't resist...!
Metamucil and prunes... the breakfast of "chumpions"...! "Li'l Donnie" says don't leave home without your fill. Actually, it's probably better if Trump stays pretty close to home. Better yet, he might want to stay even closer to his royal throne in his bathroom...!
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