Sure, it may look like the old MAGA cap...but this is different, as we've gone to no expense, (literally "no" expense), to design this new "TEAM MAGA" cap, just for you. As you can see, it has my number 45, now on the side and the the new word "TEAM" prominently displayed, right above "MAGA". You know you want one, so don't hesitate, as these will go fast... and they're still only $9.95, available at Trump.com, so do order now and don't forget to update your recurring donations, as my lawyers are getting really expensive, (even though I don't pay them). Eric is standing by, right now to take your order, as Junior seems to be passed out on the floor. I'm not sure where Ivanka is, as I think she said she's still trying to regain some semblance of her prior life, whatever that was. And Melania... I really haven't seen her since we left the White House... but then again, "I really don't care, do U...?".
Ema Kitsune was born in a small Oregon town and was raised by a loving, caring, kind and gentle mom. Ema has an older sibling still residing in Oregon and also has two children and four grandchildren, who find Ema's views, "My view... from outside the box", not only interesting and informative but occasionally funny and critical at the same time. Ema is currently living in Japan and enjoys the unique perspective of viewing America and American politics from outside the box. Ema hopes you will enjoy these views too. Ema's name, as translated from Japanese, has some interesting parallels to the "My view..." site, as well. Ema, the phonetic sound for the English letter "m", is also the Japanese name of the small wooden plaques worshipers and visitors write their prayers, thoughts and wishes on, then leave hanging at Shinto shrines for the kami (spirits or gods) to receive. Kitsune is the Japanese word for fox. Foxes are a common subject of Japanese folklore and have become closely associated with Inari, a Shinto kami and serve as his messenger. Thus, Ema's view...; small plaques, with messages, delivered by mfox.
You know who you are Americs so, if the cap fits... wear it...!
ReplyDeleteSure, it may look like the old MAGA cap...but this is different, as we've gone to no expense, (literally "no" expense), to design this new "TEAM MAGA" cap, just for you. As you can see, it has my number 45, now on the side and the the new word "TEAM" prominently displayed, right above "MAGA". You know you want one, so don't hesitate, as these will go fast... and they're still only $9.95, available at Trump.com, so do order now and don't forget to update your recurring donations, as my lawyers are getting really expensive, (even though I don't pay them). Eric is standing by, right now to take your order, as Junior seems to be passed out on the floor. I'm not sure where Ivanka is, as I think she said she's still trying to regain some semblance of her prior life, whatever that was. And Melania... I really haven't seen her since we left the White House... but then again, "I really don't care, do U...?".
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