"Li'l Donnie" is a monkey up a tree in New York...? More like he got caught monkeying around, doing his monkey business, as monkey see, monkey do, while monkeying with the books...!
"Li'l Donnie" wearing a gorilla suit makes him look tough... and those gorilla gloves make his hands look big too...! So, it's a :win-win" for "America's Monkey Moron"...!
"Li'l Donnie" is a monkey up a tree in New York... or as our "Moron Monkey" would say... he's up a tree without a paddle... or is that up the creek without a tree limb...? Wait a minute, as "Li'l Donnie" is recalibrating; "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV." O.K., what was the question for Trump again...? Quick, while he is still cognitively here, or there, or wherever he has drifted off to...! DONNIE...! Where the hell are you...!
"Li'l Donnie" is a crook out on a limb in New York...? Isn't that similar to the story of Humpty Trumpty... I mean Dumpty...? No, you got it right the first time, with "Humpty Trumpty", although "Dumpty Trumpty works too...!
Wait a minute... monkeys have tails and apes don't... but "Li'l Donnie" claims he couldn't be a monkey because Stormy says his tail is way too small, (trust her, she knows), and besides, Trump thinks he's a gorilla because they are tough and strong, just like Putin, Xi and Kim.
Trump, Putin, Xi and Kim... talk about monkey see, monkey do...! So watch your step, while walking around in the evolutionarily primate cage of dictators...!
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil...? What the heck...! Where's "Li'l Donnie"...? What's happened to Trump...? Oh well, who cares, as silence is golden, especially when you don't have to look at the fat, little moron spewing his evil...!
I'm worried for "Li'l Donnie"... so, does McDonald's deliver to a corrupt, lying gorilla stuck out on a limb... and if not, does Uber Eats have a few old, (circa 1933), bi-plane pilots, left from the original King Kong movie, looking for some work...?
Does Pampers make a gorilla size adult diaper...? If not, I wouldn't stand under that tree the Trump gorilla is sitting in, unless you're use to Trump dumping on you, (and liking it), all the time...!
Hey, if I have to stay up in this tree... how about somebody getting Stormy to be my Fay Wray... and see if she will wear that nightgown that Fay wore... and how much it will cost me...!
With all the monkey references, don't tell "Li'l Donnie" that gorillas and monkeys are not the same, as he has been making a monkey of himself for years, while thinking he's this big, tough gorilla, who does no wrong...!
Hey, if I have to stay up in this tree... how about somebody getting Stormy to be my Fay Wray... and see if she will wear that nightgown that Fay wore... and how much it will cost me...!
"Li'l Donnie" wonders if he should make NFT's of himself in his gorilla suit... or if the suit makes his butt look too big, (bigger than it already is)...!
Trump would have tried to hide from Judge Engoron on top of the his Trump Tower instead of in a tree... but he understands, that when he loses his fraud case, that's the first place the judge will look, when he comes to repossess his assets to pay off the judgement against him...! Besides, it's probably the only place left in New York he will be able to afford to live, after his money is gone.
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WARNING...! Do not give this moron, crime gorilla a saw, as he will try to cut himself free from the limb he has put himself out on... and as morons, like "Li'l Donnie" always do, will start at the large end of the limb, while sitting on the small end. Now that's a stable moron for you...! Bur hey... it's Trump and we already know how he tackles problems... LOSER...!
KING CON... it wasn't the indictments that got him... it was his love of money...! [And, his lies about his illicit affair with his "monkey business" in the Trump organization...!]
KING CON... he did it for the lower taxes... no, wait, he did it for the better bank loan rates... no, wait, he did it to be on the Forbes list so people would think he's rich and a great businessman... no, wait, the last comment was right, as he did it for his love of money...!
🎵 Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...! Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...! When "Li'l Donnie" speaks, Out of his mouth lies leak, Like diarrhea... LIE-ARRHEA...! 🎵 Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...! Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...! A loser/liar will never win, Only sink, while they swim, In their diarrhea... LIE-ARRHEA...! 🎵 Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...! Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...! Trump dodged the draft, Staying home to fight the wrath, Of gonorrhea... LIE-ARRHEA...! 🎵 Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...! Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...! When he opens his trap, The lies come out as crap, Like diarrhea... LIE-ARRHEA...! 🎵
Sounds just like "Li'l Donnie", lying and laying in another pile of crap, of his own making... LIE-ARRHEA...!
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"Li'l Donnie" is a monkey up a tree in New York...? More like he got caught monkeying around, doing his monkey business, as monkey see, monkey do, while monkeying with the books...!
ReplyDelete"Li'l Donnie" wearing a gorilla suit makes him look tough... and those gorilla gloves make his hands look big too...! So, it's a :win-win" for "America's Monkey Moron"...!
ReplyDelete"Li'l Donnie" is a monkey up a tree in New York... or as our "Moron Monkey" would say... he's up a tree without a paddle... or is that up the creek without a tree limb...? Wait a minute, as "Li'l Donnie" is recalibrating; "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV." O.K., what was the question for Trump again...? Quick, while he is still cognitively here, or there, or wherever he has drifted off to...! DONNIE...! Where the hell are you...!
ReplyDelete"Li'l Donnie" is a crook out on a limb in New York...? Isn't that similar to the story of Humpty Trumpty... I mean Dumpty...? No, you got it right the first time, with "Humpty Trumpty", although "Dumpty Trumpty works too...!
ReplyDeleteWait a minute... monkeys have tails and apes don't... but "Li'l Donnie" claims he couldn't be a monkey because Stormy says his tail is way too small, (trust her, she knows), and besides, Trump thinks he's a gorilla because they are tough and strong, just like Putin, Xi and Kim.
ReplyDeleteTrump, Putin, Xi and Kim... talk about monkey see, monkey do...! So watch your step, while walking around in the evolutionarily primate cage of dictators...!
ReplyDeleteSee No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil...? What the heck...! Where's "Li'l Donnie"...? What's happened to Trump...? Oh well, who cares, as silence is golden, especially when you don't have to look at the fat, little moron spewing his evil...!
ReplyDeleteI'm worried for "Li'l Donnie"... so, does McDonald's deliver to a corrupt, lying gorilla stuck out on a limb... and if not, does Uber Eats have a few old, (circa 1933), bi-plane pilots, left from the original King Kong movie, looking for some work...?
ReplyDeleteDoes Pampers make a gorilla size adult diaper...? If not, I wouldn't stand under that tree the Trump gorilla is sitting in, unless you're use to Trump dumping on you, (and liking it), all the time...!
ReplyDeleteMelania... where's the escalator...? How the heck do I get down from this tree...? MELANIA...! Somebody, anybody, help me... HELP...!
ReplyDeleteHey, if I have to stay up in this tree... how about somebody getting Stormy to be my Fay Wray... and see if she will wear that nightgown that Fay wore... and how much it will cost me...!
ReplyDeleteWith all the monkey references, don't tell "Li'l Donnie" that gorillas and monkeys are not the same, as he has been making a monkey of himself for years, while thinking he's this big, tough gorilla, who does no wrong...!
ReplyDeleteHey, if I have to stay up in this tree... how about somebody getting Stormy to be my Fay Wray... and see if she will wear that nightgown that Fay wore... and how much it will cost me...!
ReplyDelete"Li'l Donnie" wonders if he should make NFT's of himself in his gorilla suit... or if the suit makes his butt look too big, (bigger than it already is)...!
ReplyDelete"Li'l Donnie" wants to be your King... thank you... thank you very much...!
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump out on a limb or just America's "Dip Stick Dick on a Stick"...!
ReplyDeleteTrump would have tried to hide from Judge Engoron on top of the his Trump Tower instead of in a tree... but he understands, that when he loses his fraud case, that's the first place the judge will look, when he comes to repossess his assets to pay off the judgement against him...! Besides, it's probably the only place left in New York he will be able to afford to live, after his money is gone.
ReplyDeleteDo you want to be a chick magnet and impress young women, who will let you do anything but you aren't quite man enough or up for the Trump 90 second challenge...? Then get a pair of "Trump Gorilla Gloves" for only $9.95, available at Trump.con, for a limited time only.
ReplyDelete[Note: "Trump Gorilla Gloves" come in one size only, (extra large), to make your hands, (no matter how small, even if as small as Trump's hands), look bigger and more manly then they really are. Guaranteed to give you the 90 seconds of deception you will need for your own satisfaction... or we will send you another pair for only another $9.95.]
Remember, "Trump Gorilla Gloves" are approved by "Lil Donnie" himself, as the only hand enhancer he uses, when he's out on the prowl and looking to deceive his unsuspecting prey. "Trump Gorilla Gloves", get your pair NOW... and you, too, can be "King of the Jungle" in your neighborhood... or at least, in your own home...!
WARNING...! Do not give this moron, crime gorilla a saw, as he will try to cut himself free from the limb he has put himself out on... and as morons, like "Li'l Donnie" always do, will start at the large end of the limb, while sitting on the small end. Now that's a stable moron for you...! Bur hey... it's Trump and we already know how he tackles problems... LOSER...!
ReplyDelete"Li'l Donnie" thanks God for his tiny wee-wee, as sitting on this limb, with his legs crossed, would be really painful...!
ReplyDeleteAmerica's "King Con"... or just a wannabe "God-zilla" who wants to destroy everything just to get his own way...?
ReplyDelete"Li'l Donnie" goes "Ape$#!+" as the law closes in on his crimes...!
ReplyDeleteWhen "Li'l Donnie" goes "Ape$#!+", he only uses his Trump's Fulton County toilet paper... still only $9.95 and available at Trump.con...!
ReplyDeleteKING CON... it wasn't the indictments that got him... it was his love of money...! [And, his lies about his illicit affair with his "monkey business" in the Trump organization...!]
ReplyDeleteKING CON... he did it for the lower taxes... no, wait, he did it for the better bank loan rates... no, wait, he did it to be on the Forbes list so people would think he's rich and a great businessman... no, wait, the last comment was right, as he did it for his love of money...!
ReplyDelete🎵
ReplyDeleteLie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...!
Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...!
When "Li'l Donnie" speaks,
Out of his mouth lies leak,
Like diarrhea... LIE-ARRHEA...!
🎵
Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...!
Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...!
A loser/liar will never win,
Only sink, while they swim,
In their diarrhea... LIE-ARRHEA...!
🎵
Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...!
Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...!
Trump dodged the draft,
Staying home to fight the wrath,
Of gonorrhea... LIE-ARRHEA...!
🎵
Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...!
Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie lie-arrhea...!
When he opens his trap,
The lies come out as crap,
Like diarrhea... LIE-ARRHEA...!
🎵
Sounds just like "Li'l Donnie", lying and laying in another pile of crap, of his own making... LIE-ARRHEA...!