"Li'l Donnie" cleans up at Time Magazine's "Man of the Rear" cover competition for 2019. When you get to the bottom of it, there's nobody more deserving! He definitely wiped out... or out wiped all his competition.
Look at it this way... Trump won't have to waste his money on fake magazine covers for his resorts, when he can put a roll of "Trump Toilet Paper" in every one of his resort's rooms... for the pleasure of all his guests.
Time Magazine’s Person of the Year; it’s not “Li’l Donnie” and he’s really upset that he didn’t get his picture on the cover “butt”… the solution is simple and it’s only $9.95 per roll, available at Trump.con. At least he can clean up on this travesty, after being "dumped on" by Time.
Ema Kitsune was born in a small Oregon town and was raised by a loving, caring, kind and gentle mom. Ema has an older sibling still residing in Oregon and also has two children and four grandchildren, who find Ema's views, "My view... from outside the box", not only interesting and informative but occasionally funny and critical at the same time. Ema is currently living in Japan and enjoys the unique perspective of viewing America and American politics from outside the box. Ema hopes you will enjoy these views too. Ema's name, as translated from Japanese, has some interesting parallels to the "My view..." site, as well. Ema, the phonetic sound for the English letter "m", is also the Japanese name of the small wooden plaques worshipers and visitors write their prayers, thoughts and wishes on, then leave hanging at Shinto shrines for the kami (spirits or gods) to receive. Kitsune is the Japanese word for fox. Foxes are a common subject of Japanese folklore and have become closely associated with Inari, a Shinto kami and serve as his messenger. Thus, Ema's view...; small plaques, with messages, delivered by mfox.
"Li'l Donnie" cleans up at Time Magazine's "Man of the Rear" cover competition for 2019. When you get to the bottom of it, there's nobody more deserving! He definitely wiped out... or out wiped all his competition.
ReplyDeleteLook at it this way... Trump won't have to waste his money on fake magazine covers for his resorts, when he can put a roll of "Trump Toilet Paper" in every one of his resort's rooms... for the pleasure of all his guests.
ReplyDeleteTime Magazine’s Person of the Year; it’s not “Li’l Donnie” and he’s really upset that he didn’t get his picture on the cover “butt”… the solution is simple and it’s only $9.95 per roll, available at Trump.con. At least he can clean up on this travesty, after being "dumped on" by Time.
ReplyDelete"Trump Toilet Paper" is so absorbent, it only takes fifteen flushes to make it go down... unless you're doing a "Trump Dump"!
ReplyDeleteYeah... so absorbent it's guaranteed to stick to your shoes plus it has been "Trump Tested" and approved.
ReplyDeleteIt's not the Time cover "butt"... it is softer than being spanked with a magazine. Especially for a man Trump's age!
ReplyDeleteWe know, it's not the Time cover "butt"... when it's "Time" to go, it's got you "covered"!
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