The new Mushroom Man NFT... who in their right mind would buy this one of a kind NFT...? But then again, who in their right mind would vote for Donald Trump...? O.K., maybe somebody in their "far right" mind. And remember that "Li'l Donnie" needs the money to pay his legal bills, so who needs to be in their right mind, when it comes to giving Donald Trump money...?
They're finally going after the low hanging mushroom... I guess when it comes to low hanging mushrooms, you can't go any lower than Donald Trump...! And, as far as a one of a kind "Mushroom Man", Stormy Daniels says, thank God for that...!
Mushroom Man, born and bred, in the dark, covered in his own poop... able to tell big whoppers in a single breath, while eating Burger King "Whoppers" in a single bite...!
Looking to recoup the $130,000 "Li'l Donnie" had to pay Stormy to keep her mouth shut... Trump has created this one of a kind NFT of his alter ego, "Mushroom Man", hoping there is at least one sucker left, out there, to spring for this con...! Hurry, as this could be your last chance to let "Mushroom Man" stick it to you, before he heads up the creek...!
Mushroom Man... "Pooper Hero", from the dark side, rising from his own poop to spread his lies and crap wherever he "goes". Look, up in the sky... no, wait a minute... what's that smell...? It's Mushroom Man... America's "Pooper Hero"...! (WARNING: Watch your step when Mushroom Man is around.)
One of a kind Mushroom Man NFT for only $130,000... but if some sucker buys it, I will make more, so any of the other suckers, out there in MAGA land, need not worry, as you too can have this "one of a kind NFT"...!
Don't worry, as "Li'l Donnie" says he is innocent because he was kept in the dark and covered with crap the whole time, just like all mushrooms, so it couldn't be his fault... besides, Stormy said it only lasted 90 seconds... and everyone knows me as the "minuteman"...! [Note: That's minute, as in a measure of time... and not minute, as in a measure of size...!]
Ema Kitsune was born in a small Oregon town and was raised by a loving, caring, kind and gentle mom. Ema has an older sibling still residing in Oregon and also has two children and four grandchildren, who find Ema's views, "My view... from outside the box", not only interesting and informative but occasionally funny and critical at the same time. Ema is currently living in Japan and enjoys the unique perspective of viewing America and American politics from outside the box. Ema hopes you will enjoy these views too. Ema's name, as translated from Japanese, has some interesting parallels to the "My view..." site, as well. Ema, the phonetic sound for the English letter "m", is also the Japanese name of the small wooden plaques worshipers and visitors write their prayers, thoughts and wishes on, then leave hanging at Shinto shrines for the kami (spirits or gods) to receive. Kitsune is the Japanese word for fox. Foxes are a common subject of Japanese folklore and have become closely associated with Inari, a Shinto kami and serve as his messenger. Thus, Ema's view...; small plaques, with messages, delivered by mfox.
The new Mushroom Man NFT... who in their right mind would buy this one of a kind NFT...? But then again, who in their right mind would vote for Donald Trump...? O.K., maybe somebody in their "far right" mind. And remember that "Li'l Donnie" needs the money to pay his legal bills, so who needs to be in their right mind, when it comes to giving Donald Trump money...?
ReplyDeleteThey're finally going after the low hanging mushroom... I guess when it comes to low hanging mushrooms, you can't go any lower than Donald Trump...! And, as far as a one of a kind "Mushroom Man", Stormy Daniels says, thank God for that...!
ReplyDeleteMushroom Man, born and bred, in the dark, covered in his own poop... able to tell big whoppers in a single breath, while eating Burger King "Whoppers" in a single bite...!
ReplyDeleteMAGA... Mushrooms Are Great Again...! Although, I don't think Stormy would agree with that, as once was enough for her...!
ReplyDeleteLooking to recoup the $130,000 "Li'l Donnie" had to pay Stormy to keep her mouth shut... Trump has created this one of a kind NFT of his alter ego, "Mushroom Man", hoping there is at least one sucker left, out there, to spring for this con...! Hurry, as this could be your last chance to let "Mushroom Man" stick it to you, before he heads up the creek...!
ReplyDeleteMushroom Man... "Pooper Hero", from the dark side, rising from his own poop to spread his lies and crap wherever he "goes". Look, up in the sky... no, wait a minute... what's that smell...? It's Mushroom Man... America's "Pooper Hero"...! (WARNING: Watch your step when Mushroom Man is around.)
ReplyDeleteMAGA... Mushrooms Are Gross Appendages... or so says Stormy Daniels... and she should know, thanks to "Li'l Donnie"...!
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ReplyDeleteI'm a little mushroom
Short and stout
I'm so disgusting
When I go out
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If you ever see me
You will shout
Leave me alone or
I will pout...!
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One of a kind Mushroom Man NFT for only $130,000... but if some sucker buys it, I will make more, so any of the other suckers, out there in MAGA land, need not worry, as you too can have this "one of a kind NFT"...!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, as "Li'l Donnie" says he is innocent because he was kept in the dark and covered with crap the whole time, just like all mushrooms, so it couldn't be his fault... besides, Stormy said it only lasted 90 seconds... and everyone knows me as the "minuteman"...! [Note: That's minute, as in a measure of time... and not minute, as in a measure of size...!]
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