It looks like Trump's lawyers may have found a way to control him while he is in court... that is, as long as he doesn't run out of orange color crayons or table space... and as long as his lawyers can tolerate the smell coming from his pants...! I guess there are some things you just can't control "Li'l Donnie" from doing... although I suppose they could hold their breath...!
Hopefully, "Li'l Donnie" doesn't lose control and wet himself when he falls asleep in court, although he does seem to have a problem keeping the "old tooter" from randomly going off on its own...!
A quiet, gentle but pungent mist hangs over the courtroom, as another day ends in Trump's election/erection interference trial, while all the attendees scramble to the doors to get away from the lingering "Trump Brand" stench that "Li'l Donnie" has left behind...!
With one of my "Trump Brand Clothes Pin" on your nose, (only $9.95 available at Trump.con), you can always claim it wasn't me, because you can't smell a thing... and don't forget my "Trump Brand Essence 47", if the stench is too strong, as my fragrance will kill any smell for a perfect cover-up...!
WOW... "Li'l Donnie" can really draw...! A lot of people didn't know that Trump excelled in the arts, at Wharton... or was that in FARTS...? Come on "Li'l Donnie" show us your college records, as something is starting to smell here...!
It's time for America's little LOSER, Donald Trump, to shut his F-in', (F is for Flatulence), trap up and stop stinkin' up the place with his disgusting, smelly lies...! We all know it's you "Li'l Donnie", so deal with it because in prison everyone knows which cell the "old farts" are coming from,...!
Did you hear the one about the two old farts that went into a bar...? They were preceded by Donald Trump...! ๐ [Insert rim shot here...!] ๐๐๐คฃ [Laugh your ass off here...!]
"Li'l Donnie" berates President Biden and his justice department over the size of the defense table, at his election/erection interference trial, when he tries to draw more pictures about acing his cognitive test, as if we need to hear that B.S. story, about an old moron, again...!
ODOR in the court...! ODOR in the court...! Oh dear God... somebody please open a window in the court...! Or, at least find "Li'l Donnie" guilty now before we all succumb to this LOSER...!
Donald Trump is what a real, little turd smells like, when it turns orange and starts to rot away right in front of our eyes... sad... VERY SAD...! Time for the compost pile of history for "Li'l Donnie", as he's well past his expiration date...!
"Keeping "Li'l Donnie" busy during his trial is not as hard as you think...!" That is, unless you are standing next to him... then the job stinks... and I mean it really, really STINKS...! Just ask Melania why she has a separate bedroom... O.K., there is also the adultery thing... but the "old man" stinky thing is still number one...!
So, "Li'l Donnie" now claims, in regards to that Stormy "thing"... he had 90 seconds to kill and you can't hold that against him... in fact, Stormy said he couldn't even hold "it" against her for 90 seconds...!
When you are as full of it as "Li'l Donnie" is, it's inevitable that as the pressure builds so much, from within, something has to leak out, no matter how hard or not so hard as he might try to control or stop it...! So, in Trump's☣ case... ๐ฆจ BEWARE ๐ฆจ... as there is more to come... guaranteed...!
Forget Trump's claims of acing all of his cognitive tests... what about passing any of his daily incontinent tests...? No matter how hard he tries, "Li'l Donnie" can't hide all his crap in a diaper, as something always has a way of leaking out in public...! ๐งป๐ฉฒ๐งป
"Li'l Donnie" complains that he found some gum stuck to the bottom of his beautiful "art" table and asks the judge if he can get a new table... or, if not, if the judge will let him at least pick the gum off and chew it, since he is not allowed to eat in the courtroom...!
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It looks like Trump's lawyers may have found a way to control him while he is in court... that is, as long as he doesn't run out of orange color crayons or table space... and as long as his lawyers can tolerate the smell coming from his pants...! I guess there are some things you just can't control "Li'l Donnie" from doing... although I suppose they could hold their breath...!
ReplyDeleteHopefully, "Li'l Donnie" doesn't lose control and wet himself when he falls asleep in court, although he does seem to have a problem keeping the "old tooter" from randomly going off on its own...!
ReplyDeleteA quiet, gentle but pungent mist hangs over the courtroom, as another day ends in Trump's election/erection interference trial, while all the attendees scramble to the doors to get away from the lingering "Trump Brand" stench that "Li'l Donnie" has left behind...!
ReplyDeleteAmerica's "Li'l Donnie" is one class act... with "Trump Brand" class just oozing out of his rear at the pull of his finger...!
ReplyDelete"Keeping "Li'l Donnie" busy during his trial is not as hard as you think...!" It's hard because of Trump's "STINK'...!
ReplyDeleteWith one of my "Trump Brand Clothes Pin" on your nose, (only $9.95 available at Trump.con), you can always claim it wasn't me, because you can't smell a thing... and don't forget my "Trump Brand Essence 47", if the stench is too strong, as my fragrance will kill any smell for a perfect cover-up...!
ReplyDeleteWOW... "Li'l Donnie" can really draw...! A lot of people didn't know that Trump excelled in the arts, at Wharton... or was that in FARTS...? Come on "Li'l Donnie" show us your college records, as something is starting to smell here...!
ReplyDeleteSo, should we call "Li'l Donnie" an artist or a FARTIST...?
ReplyDeleteIt's time for America's little LOSER, Donald Trump, to shut his F-in', (F is for Flatulence), trap up and stop stinkin' up the place with his disgusting, smelly lies...! We all know it's you "Li'l Donnie", so deal with it because in prison everyone knows which cell the "old farts" are coming from,...!
ReplyDeleteDid you hear the one about the two old farts that went into a bar...? They were preceded by Donald Trump...! ๐ [Insert rim shot here...!] ๐๐๐คฃ [Laugh your ass off here...!]
ReplyDelete"Li'l Donnie" berates President Biden and his justice department over the size of the defense table, at his election/erection interference trial, when he tries to draw more pictures about acing his cognitive test, as if we need to hear that B.S. story, about an old moron, again...!
ReplyDeleteODOR in the court...! ODOR in the court...! Oh dear God... somebody please open a window in the court...! Or, at least find "Li'l Donnie" guilty now before we all succumb to this LOSER...!
ReplyDeleteTalk about tootin' his own horn...!
ReplyDeleteThe judge orders Trump's defense team to stop pulling Trump's finger during the trial...!
ReplyDeletePulling Trump's little finger... isn't that Melania's job...?
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump is what a real, little turd smells like, when it turns orange and starts to rot away right in front of our eyes... sad... VERY SAD...! Time for the compost pile of history for "Li'l Donnie", as he's well past his expiration date...!
ReplyDelete"Keeping "Li'l Donnie" busy during his trial is not as hard as you think...!" That is, unless you are standing next to him... then the job stinks... and I mean it really, really STINKS...! Just ask Melania why she has a separate bedroom... O.K., there is also the adultery thing... but the "old man" stinky thing is still number one...!
ReplyDeleteSo, "Li'l Donnie" now claims, in regards to that Stormy "thing"... he had 90 seconds to kill and you can't hold that against him... in fact, Stormy said he couldn't even hold "it" against her for 90 seconds...!
ReplyDeleteWhen you are as full of it as "Li'l Donnie" is, it's inevitable that as the pressure builds so much, from within, something has to leak out, no matter how hard or not so hard as he might try to control or stop it...! So, in Trump's☣ case... ๐ฆจ BEWARE ๐ฆจ... as there is more to come... guaranteed...!
ReplyDeleteTrump's gaslighting... I pity the jury that has to sit through that...!
ReplyDeleteForget Trump's claims of acing all of his cognitive tests... what about passing any of his daily incontinent tests...? No matter how hard he tries, "Li'l Donnie" can't hide all his crap in a diaper, as something always has a way of leaking out in public...! ๐งป๐ฉฒ๐งป
ReplyDelete"Li'l Donnie" complains that he found some gum stuck to the bottom of his beautiful "art" table and asks the judge if he can get a new table... or, if not, if the judge will let him at least pick the gum off and chew it, since he is not allowed to eat in the courtroom...!
ReplyDeleteBreathing easy... Trump's family stays away from his trial in a New York courtroom, as they already know what he smells like at home...!
ReplyDelete